fuck witted 

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

fuck witted by some dude July 6, 2004

fuck-witted stinker poof 

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

fuckwittage 

the sort of thing men do because they are too proud/stupid/male to say what they mean/ask for help, etc.

He ended up with pants two sizes too big due to general fuckwittage.

fuckwittage by mazareen February 10, 2010

Fuckwitery

When one is demonstrating at being a total fuckwit.
The ability of one, without clue (being clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational through to argue their point.
More often than not acted out by the 'fuckwit' (see fuckwit)

They clearly did not listen, apply logic and/or thought through that, because it made no sense and therefore they are portraying fuckwitery.

Fuckwitery by WilkiJen March 20, 2019

Fuckwitardiot 

A complete, utter, wholly, altogether, entirely, unreservedly useless moron.

A combination of a "Dumb fuck", a "Nitwit" a "Retard" and an "Idiot".

Person A: "I think Obama is a great president!"

Person B: "Wow, what a moonbat"

Everyone with a brain: "No, that's a fuckwitardiot"

Fuckwitardiot by NorthBridge May 18, 2010

fucklisted 

Adding a person to your "to do" list.

Dude 1: Jen called me today and said "So when are we going to hookup?"
Dude 2: She's just been fucklisted!

fucklisted by skipig July 8, 2009

fucktwatted

very drunk; inebriated; wasted.

"My head hurts, I was absolutely fucktwatted last night"

fucktwatted by Alex Mew December 9, 2008