Farisai 

A funny, awesome person. A crowd pleaser.
Everyone will want to be around this person.

"oh my gosh she's so funny!!"
"she must be a Farisai!!"

Farisai by secretxoxo December 27, 2011

Fartiac Arrest 

A period of uncontrollable farting.

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest

Fartiac Arrest by ROBB726 January 11, 2011

farticipant 

some one who participates in a fart contest

dude, me and kev are having a fart contest. would you like to be a farticipant, too?

farticipant by cabajul January 16, 2011

Queen Farbis 

An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.

LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!

Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.

LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!

Joff: Where are you going?

LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!

Queen Farbis by joff leff November 30, 2011

fartist 

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

fartist by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Faris 

Usually a humble man, he will treat you better than anyone ever could. He will make you his queen and love and respect you no matter what. He's always happy and super uplifting, he never fails to put a smile on your face when you don't seem to be happy. He doesn't fall in love easy, but when he does you have to make sure to keep him safe, losing him will be the biggest mistake of your life. He just wants what's best for you and doesn't like seeing anyone hurt. He gives the best advice even though people might not always listen. Having him in your life is a blessing, so keep him safe! He's handsome and cute and he's smile will give you butterflies.

I think I found my Faris, when I think about he's smile I instantly get butterflies

Faris by thisisstupid15 November 11, 2020

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011