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Vampire Electronics

N. Any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. Often results in unusually high electric bills.
Electric Bill Recipient: "Holy crap! Look at this unusually high electricity bill!"

Significant Other: "Yeah, it's those stupid vampire electronics."

---Even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave's display uses about 3 watts.---
Vampire Electronics by captainduncan December 10, 2008

electronic pimp stick 

The pinnacle of all electronic vaporizers. It’s a device used to maintain an absolute master buzz. You will often find “Drew’s” yielding electronic pimp sticks.
Bystander: Hey Drew can I hit your electronic pimp stick!?
Drew: Yeah, hold up. Let me get one more puff.

Jay Electronica

One of the best new rappers out there. Showed up on the scene in 2007, but only got big recognition with his "Exhibit C". He's working with Mos Def, Nas, and Just Blaze to get his name out there. His rhymes are deep, memorable, and intelligent. He'd beat Wayne, Jeezy or Gucci Mane any day.

Exhibit A, Exhibit C, and Act 1 are three songs that will stay with me for the rest of my life and I look forward to what he has in store for the future.
"Question14 - Muslim Lesson 2: Dip over, Civilize a 85er.
I make the devil hit his knees and say the Our Father." -Exhibit C: Jay Electronica

"Build a home, teach a class, start a revolution
Free the mind, heal the body, talkin’ evolution"
-Just Began, Jay Electronica, J. Cole, Mos Def. etc.

"you can find the Christ where the lepers and the lames at? Life is like a dice game, one roll could land you in jail or cuttin cake blowin kisses in the rice rain. Nice whip nice chain a closet of skulls. The stench is like slave blood at providence hall."
- Exhibit A: Jay Electronica

Electronic shit sandwich 

When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.
My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)

Fry's Electronics 

The only place where you can find oscilloscopes, motherboards, model airplanes, beef jerky, and hardcore pornography dvds all under the same roof.

Where nerds and masochists go on friday nights. Good luck dealing with customer service.
I went to Fry's Electronics yesterday and scored a new stereo for my car, a wireless router, a lego set, gummy worms, and a dvd of backdoor cowboys #17.

Electronic Arts 

Evil bastards, cheap rich idiots, and over all assholes. Known mostly by the name E.A. because of it's initials. Worst thing is, it can make pretty good games sometimes.
"I still wont forget what you did to Bullfrog, Electronic Arts, I will never fucking forget."