carrot

a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot

carrot by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

Carrot by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

carrot

an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.

carrot by Bugs Bunny April 2, 2003

Carrot

What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis

There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it

Carrot by Hooligan JB April 11, 2015

carrot

singular for carrots.

carrot by AYB February 23, 2003

Carrot

An Oompa Loompa wanted to look cool for Willy Wonka so he dyed his hair green but decided OOH I WANNA BE VEGAN so he ate too many potatoes and became a carrot. The end

Oh, their goes Willy Wonkas carrot, eww he tastes too salty for my liking.

Carrot by Skidaddle Skidoodle man dude April 17, 2019

carrot

Some vegetable from Afghanistan. Could be Bin Ladin's secret plan to kill us all.

Don't eat your carrots. They may be WMDs.

carrot by George W. Bush June 23, 2003