WMDs 

Weapons of mass disappearance

Dammit, those smart Iraqis managed to get rid of their WMDs just before we invaded. Well, I suppose now that we're here, we should have a look...
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.

But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.

WMDs by caters July 6, 2005

WMDs 

an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.

Once Carli started working at the office her WMDs caused a major productivity decline.

WMDs by Geo X. & Ty Moy April 18, 2008

WMDS 

An abbreviation for, “Well Mudda Sick”. A Bahamian saying for expressing a state of shock or disbelief. Not in any affiliation of anyone’s mother

“Well mudda sick I drop my ice cream!”
“You know we have a test right? WMDS, you lie?”

WMDS by nfromthab March 17, 2019

Hunting for WMD's 

An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.

"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"

"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"

Hunting for WMD's by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004