WMDs

Weapons of mass disappearance

Dammit, those smart Iraqis managed to get rid of their WMDs just before we invaded. Well, I suppose now that we're here, we should have a look...
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.

But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.

WMDs by caters July 6, 2005

WMDs

an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.

Once Carli started working at the office her WMDs caused a major productivity decline.

WMDs by Geo X. & Ty Moy April 18, 2008

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Hunting for WMD's

WMDS

An abbreviation for, “Well Mudda Sick”. A Bahamian saying for expressing a state of shock or disbelief. Not in any affiliation of anyone’s mother

“Well mudda sick I drop my ice cream!”
“You know we have a test right? WMDS, you lie?”

WMDS by nfromthab March 17, 2019

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Hunting for WMD's

An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.

"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"

"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"

Hunting for WMD's by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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