Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

Credit Carding by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon 

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon by Silence November 9, 2003

carving veins in cucumbers 

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

carving veins in cucumbers by de-pube September 25, 2022

Blue Kirby G. Caringal 

good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous

Blue Kirby G. Caringal is handsome

Blue Kirby G. Caringal by DaisukeZenki June 8, 2021

Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.

You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.

Fake Caring by private-polymath November 25, 2018

Penis ice-carving 

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

Penis ice-carving by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

Carring 

Carring is when you get in your car and you just GO. It's when you dO and when you jUsT LIVE.

Let's go make emo carpool karaoke part 3 while carring.

Carring by Ameera The Rat December 31, 2019