birch 

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch”

“What you doing?”
“Not much, just hauled on the birch”

birch by anonymous September 14, 2020

Birch 

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

Birch by J. Doe September 22, 2020

Birch 

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

Birch by J. Doe October 6, 2020

birch 

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

birch by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

Birch 

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

Birch by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021

Birch 

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x

‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’

Birch by JamieCrick November 22, 2021

Birch 

the coolest fuckin person on the planet, very swaggy and epic, complete baddie, pulls all men and women alike, birch is the best friend u will ever meet, no lie, great at Yu-Gi-Oh and very attractive, birch is perfect in every way.

A: Is that Birch?
B: Yep look how cool they are

Birch by soybean112 January 30, 2022