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Battering the sausage 

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

battered 

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.
That was so good shit, it really battered me.
battered by kippo May 23, 2003

battering ram 

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

battered horn 

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse
I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn
battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) 

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

Batteri ting

The type of female who sleeps around with a lot of men on the regular.
Ex. “That girl jaelyn has slept wit about every guy in Toronto she a batteri ting”
Batteri ting by tdotshordyyy December 14, 2018