Sealed the deal 

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

Sealed the deal by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

Stealer of jokes 

Eirik

He is a stealer of jokes

Stealer of jokes by SomeRealGuyOrGirl October 22, 2023

Steeled 

When you put your thumb up someone’s butt and run

“Ohhhh Kyle just got steeled!”

Steeled by BigdaddyMike304 December 10, 2023

Sealed Venting 

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)

Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague

Sealed Venting by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023

Steledation 

Used to refer to a specific hour of the whole 24 hour day.

Can I get the documents at 8 steledation?
Let's hop on Fortnite at 20 steledation

Steledation by J0hn Yakuza December 16, 2024

Steamed Beef

A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.

I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.

To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.

Steamed Beef by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026

steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.

“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”

steamed muffin by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025