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steamed Humphrey 

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
steamed Humphrey by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
Steamed Crumpet by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

Steamed Clam 

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.
My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.
Steamed Clam by jtrier1 April 28, 2023
when steph meets alex and relaxes
stealexxx about it
stealexxx by felicity f July 7, 2023
Mark: Look at this, that person stole some granny's purse!
Paul: No way, he's such a stealer.
stealer by stealerlt August 13, 2023

Steamed Clams 

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.
"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"
Steamed Clams by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023