Apple Puckered
To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!
Apple Puckered by Berg04 December 28, 2006
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apple emoji š
The apple emoji signifies the lack of care. Oftentimes confused as a romantic gesture, the emoji is no doubt a sign of lack of care from the user.
apple emoji š by treeofthewind January 7, 2020
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Few apples short of a fruitcake
Someone/something below standards.
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
Few apples short of a fruitcake by hellokoala November 5, 2009
Fat apple scrapple
Fat apple scrapple by Jwar5057 November 24, 2009
ima apply that pressure
ima apply that pressure by anonymous August 12, 2022
the green apple splatters
your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.
joe: i can't hold it!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
(2 hours later)
JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)
"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!
(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)
honey i need to pee
go ahead
(scream)
not again!
the green apple splatters by I h8 nes May 1, 2014
apple juice
Jillian: She actually lost her apple juice to Tim last night at that party!
Willow: Holy crap did she really? I'd have thought she'd have lost it to that guy she was dating last month!
Willow: Holy crap did she really? I'd have thought she'd have lost it to that guy she was dating last month!
apple juice by Niliac July 31, 2009