Jonathan Earl

A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.

"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"

Jonathan Earl by -DJ_Hex-10 January 5, 2020

duke of earl  

while getting sucked off, babe pulls off and you accidently squirt bijism (man goo, sperm, cum, etc.) in your own mouth causing hours upon hours of gut renching vomiting

dude, last night was horrible i gave me self the duke of earl ... man, i need to drink more pinnaple juice

duke of earl by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

Duke of Earl 

It's when you are having sex and you pull out and turn so that your anus us over the vagina and you then shit in her pussy.

Samantha was given the title of Duke of Earl and oddly enjoyed it.

Duke of Earl by Alpha Douche February 5, 2021

virgin sweaty earl 

a sweaty earl without the cum.

See sweaty earl. same scenario, minus the cum.

virgin sweaty earl by crazy focher July 30, 2004

dylan earl evans 

A 17 year old male, who is single, but can get any single women, his hobbies are drawing, playing games, listening to music, and being nice and caring to others. He has a strong sense of humor, which can lure any women into his awesomeness, in which they will fall for instantly. A bit on the clingy side when it comes to relationships, but once in a relationship, he can be the best boyfriend that any girl has decided to date.

tall handsome single funny best boyfriend you will ever date Dylan Earl Evans

dylan earl evans by Jenniferlovesyou February 8, 2014

dirty earl 

When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there

Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!

dirty earl by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 22, 2014

me earl and the dying girl 

total shit

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit

me earl and the dying girl by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016