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Waltering 

Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done

person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"

person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
Waltering by ERyan February 24, 2009

wagoning 

when two dumbasses hop in a little kids wagon and haul ass down a hill.(best when done in winter while snowing)
me and my little arabian butty flew down a hill while wagoning and hit a snow pile
wagoning by b.wolfe November 30, 2007

cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running
i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping
cock walloping by dongslap49 February 11, 2014

wartuning 

Using a wi-fi card and a laptop to drive around, sniff out, and listen to other people's iTunes libraries.

Derived from wardriving.
I went out wartuning last weekend in the downtown district and I picked up some unreleased mp3s near the coffee shop. Woot!
wartuning by Austin K. May 20, 2005

Wallowing 

Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;
My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!

Wilsoning 

When one craps in the DT room of a local school. Or defecating on young boys for fun and sexual pleasure.
Helen got caught Wilsoning on Oliver
Wilsoning by ste . p January 22, 2009