smidget 

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

smidget by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Smidget 

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

Smidget by kiordz August 20, 2009

smidget 

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

smidget by masta J May 13, 2005

Smidget 

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

Smidget by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidget 

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

Smidget by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

Smidget 

A smidge above a midget

Person: how tall are you? Me: 5"2 I'm a smidget. Person: what the heck is a smidget?? Me: oh it's a smidge above a midget 😎

Smidget by PacMobro420 September 14, 2021

Smidget 

A small amount of something

"Sir, may I have a 'smidget' of salt"

Smidget by The Potato King #1 February 14, 2022