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Short-sleeved magician 

a person who does something that you see coming.
Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."
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Something that only Macklemore does and only Macklemore can do. Nobody knows what it is. The only information that has been realeased is in the song "And We Danced"
Nadia: Wow! Macklemore just skeeted all over the place.
Jacob: Macklemore is SO FUCKING AWESOME!
skeeted by alright i skeeted November 26, 2010
To be lied to, tricked, or decieved.
"I was sold a gold chain, but it ended up being fake, I was speeved."

"My brother told me the phone call was for me, but it wasn't. he totally speeved me."

"I borrowed money from Katisha and told her i would pay her back, but i won't. I speeved her.
speeved by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005
verb 1. to cause disgust (in someone). 2. +that: to be disgusted by (something)

From Italian schifo (pron. 'skI:fo
1. Seeing guys spit on the sidewalk skeeves me. 2. Guys putting their hands all over you, I skeeve that.
skeeve by mrRhum September 8, 2004

skeever beaver 

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.
Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.
skeever beaver by Jumoma June 3, 2006

skeeted out 

that last bump got her all skeeted out
skeeted out by hattrick November 7, 2006