Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

The Shed 

The shed is known as one of the most sacred places on Earth. With many people thinking it's a place to put things that don't belong, yard equipment and much more. But with the smart people thinking it's a place to hangout, and most importantly smoke marijuana. It's a place that is commonly known as a judge free zone and where many people have talking time with the ones who need it.

Logan: Talking time with Logan and you know where at
Weston: Everyone to the shed
Chase: Where y'all going?
Ruble: To the shed man

The Shed by Talkingtime February 7, 2020

german shedder 

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.

"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."

german shedder by Amperage September 27, 2007

Shed Destroyer 

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

Shed Destroyer by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

shedboy 

A man who runs away from relationships and hides in sheds, owns boats with no engines, and may appear on talk shows with strangely ginger hair. Will argue and bluster on any subject for a hobby regardless of any knowledge of the subject matter.

Oh look, there's shedboy and his shed!

shedboy by nibbledbyducks November 19, 2010

shed party 

A shed party is where a party is held in a shed.

Chris: Oi Wilf, that party was sick last night, I was off me nut!!

Wilf: Yeh man, I can't even remember where it was.

Chris: It was a shed party you daft cunt.

shed party by PizzaBoy6000 July 17, 2016

Shed gimp 

A sex slave or submissive who lives in a shed at their owner/masters place, preferably dressed in leather and gagball, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.

Let me get the shed gimp to make the master breakfast in bed today.

Shed gimp by Siginutcutter October 17, 2021