Johnny's seasoning salt 

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".

I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

Johnny's seasoning salt by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008

Shagonize 

The act of wanting to have sex with someone so bad you are in agony over it.

Shagonize

I have been shagonizing over that new girl at work for weeks now.

I have been shagonizing over my husband all afternoon, I can't wait until he gets home from work.

Shagonize by Scam45 April 6, 2009

binge seasoning 

Watching entire seasons of TV shows as quickly as possible. Often times episodes are watched back to back in one day.

I spent the whole weekend binge seasoning, I watched the first three seasons of Breaking Bad.

binge seasoning by cheesy rice September 20, 2013

stensonize 

In a business setting, to fill one's daily schedule with so many meetings that little or no time is left for any other activity whatsoever.

Examples of this occur frequently in software development companies, particularly those based in Southern Oregon.

"John, would you like to meet me at lunch at 1:00?"
Answer: "I wish I could, but my whole day is completely stensonized!"

stensonize by Mauzer January 6, 2010

Dill Weed Fry Seasoning 

A secret seasoning commonly available at many of Charlotte NC's greatest cuisines. Obviously, it is not actually dill weed or dill seed; yet, an old dill weed/dill seed container is used to house the seasoning. The custom of using a generic spice container to house a secert seasoning recipe was first observed at a Jewish barbecue brisket shop in the early 60s. The owner would confuse patrons by placing the seasoning in a used random spice container as a matter of gimmick, confusion, and secrecy. You never really knew what you were getting, but it was always great.

This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.

This dill weed fry seasoning is so dank.

Dill Weed Fry Seasoning by Mitch Grewat July 2, 2009

feisty seasoning 

The act of hovering or placing fried chicken near one's exposed genitalia to attract a potential mate. This act is also often referred to as "greasing the gooch" or "KFC courting".

What's up baby? You look like you're the kind of skank that would totally go for some feisty seasoning play right now.

"Why is Charlie tying that Zinger Tower Burger to a fishing rod and hanging it over his crotch?"
"That my friend, is called feisty seasoning."
"Ah yes of course, I read about that in Brett Ratner's piece for Douchebag Diorama."

feisty seasoning by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012

Seasonist

When certain items are sold only during a specific season and not throughout the entire year.

McDonalds is so seasonist because they do not sell their tropical smoothie during the winter.

Seasonist by dickydanceroutine December 6, 2021