Ego Parasites 

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

Ego Parasites by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

parasitic nematode 

Insect parasitic nematodes are small, round worms that complete part of their life cycle in insects. Several species can kill insects in this process, and some are marketed as a biological control agent.

The use of insect parasitic nematodes to control soil insects, including many turfgrass and Garden pests, has received increased attention in recent years. insect parasitic nematodes are also know as predator nematodes, beneficial nematodes or entomogenous nematodes. They are sold under such trade names as BioSafe, BioVector, Scanmask, Exhibit, Oti-Nem, and Guardian.

i used a parasitic nematode rinse on the soil to get rid of a pest infestation.

parasitic nematode by undernoticed October 26, 2009

parasites 

see woman,women,girls,females.

man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

parasites by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006

Parasitical Irritation 

Bradbury. Someone who extensivelys use the letters "lol" and "kk" in a serious situation.

Parasitical Irritation:

A-SWISS says:
lol oowww stroppy
A-SWISS says:
mind ur language i dont like swaring
A-SWISS says:
lo kk
A-SWISS says:
lol

Parasitical Irritation by Bradbury July 20, 2008

parasitification

becoming to the state of relying to the parasites that dwell in you.

The sub-species became dominant in contributing in their effects to the animals basic life during the parasitification, actively and unfix-able altering of the original species existence.

parasitification by StickOfGod October 14, 2017

Parasites 

Something that I love to talk about but would hate to get

Parasites are kinda cool

Parasites by SlimeyCuber June 20, 2021

Parasiticluffy 

The hottest person to roam this earth, only takes Ws no Ls he gets all the bitches and thinks one piece is the best anime ( it is )

omg look its parasiticluffy!!! “ Wow hes so hot “

Parasiticluffy by knfuhs mb xfhc May 2, 2022