leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

leet custom painted by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on 

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

Pantera Bread 

(n.) A slang term for the popular bakery franchise, Panera Bread, implies a more hardcore description.

Yea, they've got some good-ass bread at Pantera Bread. I like to think that Dimebag Darrell would have even munched on those muffin tops.

Pantera Bread by chelthing April 22, 2011

Pantsed 

When someone gets their pants pulled down to expose their underwear.

I was in middle school and during lunch when there wasn't any staff members in the cafeteria, someone pantsed me by pulling down my skirt and expose my strawberry shortcake panties.

Pantsed by WedgiedGirl December 5, 2018

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Out punted your coverage by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

pantera shirt

You wear it and everyone looks at you funny

At least I look badass

I’m n the Pantera shirt

pantera shirt by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

panced 

Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.

Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.

panced by rod_permadur September 20, 2020