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In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.
I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.
store opener by Augie September 7, 2003

can opener 

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.
A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.
can opener by WT87 July 15, 2011

Alaskan Bottle Opener 

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".
Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.

Jason Bourne Door Opener 

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

anus opener 

What someone uses to open their beer.
I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.
anus opener by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Butthole Opener 

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.
What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!
Butthole Opener by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018