opener
a gaping vagina in the state of arousal, ready for coitus; also known as a "girl boner." without an opener, lubricant is required for proper intercourse. coined in santa barbara, circa 1981.
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Opener
When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.
opener
opener by clive the girl October 8, 2003
opener
The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.
opener by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011
jar opener
The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.
This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.
A really butch dyke.
This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.
Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.
That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.
That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.
jar opener by Opeener April 23, 2007
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