hamster vagina 

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.

Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!

hamster vagina by Rad E April 7, 2016

Hamster Tits 

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.

Hamster Tits by Enickols12 September 29, 2011

hamsterhead 

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.

Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.

hamsterhead by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017

Hamster Suit 

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

Hamster Suit by Immodest August 4, 2012

Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

Clam Hamster by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

get hammered 

to get very drunk

ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered

get hammered by yoshman November 13, 2013

hamster gymnastics 

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

hamster gymnastics by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021