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jilt guilt 

The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.
It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.
jilt guilt by circushead August 18, 2006
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unresponsi-guilty 

To be guilty of something, but not responsible for it. An excellent example is what happened to our illustrious president William Jefferson Clinton. He was guilty of receiving oral from a woman not his wife, but was not responsible because (1) Monica did it to him, and (2) any REAL MAN I know would not turn down a blowski. How could he resist? Very much like leaving a thousand dollars on a desk, then leaving the room. If that thousand is gone when you return, whoever took it is guilty, but not responsible.
Thomas: "How about that BJ president Clinton got from
Monica?"

Michael "Please...Clinton was clearly unresponsi-guilty on
that one, bro.."

Black-over-Woman Guilt

The collective guilt felt by many liberals for preferring Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton as the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominee. This enabled Barack Obama, would later win the 2008 Election, to become the first "black" president instead of Hillary Clinton becoming the first "woman" president. Also known as Barack-over-Hillary guilt.
Person 1: "Hey, do you feel bad voting for Obama instead of Hillary?"
Person 2: "Yes. It was a hard choice.. the first black president or the first woman president."
Person 1: "You've got black-over-woman guilt."

Guilty pleasure 

Something that you like that you are embarrassed about
Listening to Dappy's music is my guilty pleasure
Guilty pleasure by Roadmancode January 8, 2020

unemployment guilt 

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."