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Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

Blondesome 

Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.

Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.

If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.

A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!

Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!

Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.

'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.
Blondesome by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010

blondeislost 

A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.
She said she sleeps naked on a trampoline. She is a blondeislost.
blondeislost by TIZReporter October 15, 2005
Name of a music group that introduced some of the first 'rap' lyrics to the mainstream music industry. The group was composed of white people with a blonde haired girl (Debrah Harry) as the lead singer. Many think 'Blondie' is debrah harry's name, but it is actually the name of the whole group.
i like blondie's music.
Blondie by Rayl November 24, 2003
a stan twitter slang for the famous singer-songwriter Taylor Swift
“Did blondie release the 1989 tv today?”
nope she is going to release red tv”
blondie by kirvstein June 19, 2021

blondins 

due to the uk heroin drought a new scale has been adopted for measuring the strength of uk heroin.
blondin being a celeb from drugs website www.bluelight.com and his great knowledge of always scoring top quality heroin
i scoredt some ace gear last night it must be nearing 8.5 blondins 10 blondins being out this world

1 blondin being total bash
blondins by 4x4ledbury March 30, 2012