Autoerotic Asslicksiation

The act of a dog or cat who, in the act of personal grooming, lingers too long in their personal area, causing an awkward state of self-arousal.

Bill's Doberman was just sitting on the floor when his personal grooming turned into an act of autoerotic asslicksiation. We were all very uncomfortable.

Autoerotic Asslicksiation by Inmown Werdz June 27, 2008

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality 

Choking yourself while having an orgasm with a dead animal of the same gender that you set on fire.

Sean enjoys to engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality with the neighborhood dogs.

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality by balzac9012 August 19, 2009

Autoerotic Defestration 

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...

I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...

Autoerotic Defestration by Gridwalker April 21, 2009

autoerotic asphyxiation 

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

autoerotic asphyxiation by minghi May 17, 2003

Autoerotic activities 

A cooler name for masterbation.

John's mom caught him while he was performing his autoerotic activities.

Autoerotic activities by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

Autoerotic Selfphyxiation 

Narcissistic arousal by suffocating others with your endless selfies.

His obsession with Autoerotic Selfphyxiation was damaging his online presence and annoying everyone who received the constant stream of selfies.

Autoerotic Selfphyxiation by Scottdogfl April 18, 2014

autoerotic-correct

When smart phones correct voice-to-text messages into something erotic, regardless of your original intent.

My smart phone's voice-to-text autoerotic-corrected "genius" to "penis," and I didn't check it before sending it!

autoerotic-correct by anonymous October 15, 2017