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Ex Appeal 

A pernicious mechanism that compels one to want one's ex more than one would if that ex were a complete stranger, platonic friend, or active love interest. While some may attempt to explain ex appeal in terms of nostalgia or fear of change, the phenomenon remains an anomaly, as it could not at any moment in the history of the human race have promoted survival and so should have been squandered by selective pressures hundreds of thousands of years ago.
Brandon: Why are you still hollering at Alexandra? She got mad fat.

Reynold: She's got ex appeal.
Ex Appeal by ALFisBACKinPOGform! December 23, 2009
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Appel Farm 

The coolest place ever. A creative and performing arts camp where the theater freaks outnumber regular people by about 8 to 1, and so does the drama. It's actually kind of a cult. People doing the Time Warp on patio tables, singing the Stop Making Babies song, and making out behind NEW COOP (blegh blegh blegh) is rampant.
I've got your Appel inside me forever. I've got my Appel, you've got your Appel, we've got our Appel Farm.
Appel Farm by emme much? November 2, 2006

Appeticious 

Appealing to the appetite in appearance, aroma and taste while affording great pleasure and enjoyment when consumed
Wow! this Bannna Split is very appeticious, you should try some.
Appeticious by sakuramelody February 4, 2010

flex appeal

The appeal of a person resulting from their flex. It is essentially the clout derived from showing off expensive material goods in real life and/or posting them on social media.
Alexander has been flexing his new Louis Vuitton fanny pack to up his flex appeal.
Michelle has a lot of flex appeal.

apperception 

Perceiving that you are perceiving --in other words, the mind is conscious of its consciousness, like the mind being self conscious-- a state of real cool detachment
As the dramatic scene of the tragedy unfolded in front of my eyes, I was in a state of apperception -- on one hand, living through the raw emotions,and on the other hand, perceiving from afar the sheer scale and consequences of what was happening to me and those around me

appendicks 

A penis that is pencil thin and short and therefore useless.
She saw his appendicks and rolled her eyes
appendicks by GrumpyDoc October 19, 2011