Zakked 

The act of punching a shark in the face.

A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.

Zakked by Z-Tango September 30, 2009

Zached 

Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.

Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.

Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010

Zackery 

A guy with a very big dick and when girls have sex with him he makes it hard to walk the next day

Girl 1: I had sex with Zackery last night and he made it hard to walk
Girl 2:Ik what I’m doing tonight

Zackery by Mood._.edits September 17, 2018

Zwacked

To have the person you are in direct conversation with leave in mid conversation without acknowledgment that they are leaving.

Oh My good, she justed zwacked us.

Zwacked by Hey Rufus March 3, 2007

zached 

To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.

after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.

zached by zach ar eye ah January 1, 2009

Zackery 

Not as bad as all the other definitions say.
C'mon I'm not that bad guys!

These definitions of my name ,"Zackery" gave me crippling depression.

Zackery by Pure Sadness May 25, 2017

Zucked 

When Mark Zuckerberg tries to inhibit your free speech because he doesn't agree with your opinion whether it be politics, or life.

I was on facebook and found out I got Zucked

Zucked by Kngttmplr January 8, 2021