Tile Comet 

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.

Tile Comet by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010

Tile Whitener 

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

Tile Whitener by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

Tile Floor 

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

Tile Floor by Tressel March 26, 2008

tile flood 

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

tile flood by fucksoid February 19, 2005

tile trolling 

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll

Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!

tile trolling by galcoolest March 17, 2005

Tile Skiing

Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet

One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.

Tile Skiing by mk90 March 6, 2010

tile peeler 

A vile and mephitic fart. A fart that stinks so badly, it will clear out a smoke-filled pool hall. Downright nasty fart.

Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."

tile peeler by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005