speating 

The combination of the words 'speed' and 'eating'.

To speed eat.

Created by Tubbo in his Valentine's Day 2021 stream after he speed ate.

He is so good at speating. I heard he can eat 3 hotdogs a minute.

speating by Mady0 February 14, 2021

Seating disorder 

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

Seating disorder by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

smoating 

smoking weed while boating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"

smoating by funfettihouse May 31, 2009

Club Seating 

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

Club Seating by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert 

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

sweating like a Muslim in customs 

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

sweating like a Muslim in customs by ih8pinks April 22, 2019

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground by Anonymous October 30, 2003