Shumpin' 

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

Shumpin' by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

Schlumming 

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.

I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me

Schlumming by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Shlucking 

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

Shlucking by johncasper July 6, 2011

shumping 

to hump with the shins

eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

shumping by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008

Shleeping 

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.

It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.

Shleeping by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013

Scrumping 

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

Scrumping by urbann00b January 9, 2005

slumpington 

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location

Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!

slumpington by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017