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Having your hair be seductively whipped. Being very muscular.

A swish = a sign of flirtation, indicating the guy/girl wants to marry you. Go ahead, start thinking of children's names.
"Lance Armstrong was quite swished"

"HE SWISHED ME!"

"Can you not, like can you just not... seriously.... can you like stop touching (swishing) me.. Like seriously though. Just stop."

"I LIVE IT WHEN YOU SWISH MY HAIR!! HAHA! LIVE!"
Swished by ThatSwishedGirl August 19, 2013
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Smoking a blunt rolled with a swisher sweet.
getting stoned.
Man, hurry up i wanna go get swished.
Swished by PussyRunsThisShit July 1, 2012
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To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..
'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'
smished by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003
A word with no meaning whatsoever; a word that can not be defined in any way except that it has no definition:

them(12:49:06 AM): shishe'
them (12:49:07 AM): '
me (12:49:18 AM): shishe'?
them (12:49:38 AM): doesnt mean anything whatsoever
After an awkward silence, the person said "shishe".
shishe by Richard Fannin July 2, 2004
When someone at a party gets so drunk they shit and piss themself at the same time
Go and have a look at Kearney in the bathroom, he’s sished himself
Sished by LoopedThatKid July 22, 2018
An Asian dish found in most Asian restaurants that many people believe is chicken but is actually sheep.
You have to try the Shishen at this Chinese restaurant!
Shishen by RagedEA2 November 12, 2018

Shmished 

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.
You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.
Shmished by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019