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The "illigal" is a hard working individaul who who works for pennies on the doller and won't bitch to you about health benefits or raises. Though the illigal is sometimes characterized as being a half-assedgang banger or a "parasite" to the United States' economy, the illigal is neither gang banger parasite. Often a common mistake between first and second generation.
Ex. Handball is one of many pastimes illigals play while at break.

Ex.2 "Chendo's"
illigal by Curly Fries 102eggs December 15, 2008
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illegally blind 

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.
"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"
illegally blind by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegal smashing 

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.
"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

illegalism 

The act of being stupid or intolerable.
eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.

eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?

Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.

Did you
illegalism by moodmah February 28, 2017

Illegal Gymigrant 

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.
Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.
Illegal Gymigrant by L0 June 13, 2010
Word of the Day on October 11, 2012

illegal lane change 

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.
Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

lil illegal baby 

a memoji that pops out when you do something illegal
Minecraft banana herd that has strocks-gosh your such a lil illegal baby
Milena-me too
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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