Satch

Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.

"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"

Satch by Andrew December 29, 2003

Satchmo 

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?

Satchmo by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

Satchel Out 

Thing that stupid raze mains scream for no reason.

Raze: Satchel Out
The entirety of the team: Bruv I just got booted out from the site

Satchel Out by epic dude 69 March 22, 2021

Semen Satchel 

A fancy way of saying ballsack or scrotum

Man, my Semen Satchel is really itching up a storm!
Ever since I shaved my Semen-Satchel, its been itching up a storm!

Semen Satchel by BungusChungus June 4, 2018

satchel

A bag for men to carry their items in.

A man purse.

Phil: Are you actually going to wear that? You're seriously bringing that man purse?

Alan: It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

satchel by mikersnibs. January 5, 2010

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

Salmon Satchel by satchelhater May 5, 2009

satched 

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

satched by Arhtur September 13, 2005