Phoner 

A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.

Please tell me that's only a phoner.

Phoner by Phoner Phobia October 9, 2008

Phoner 

A Phoner is an awkward boner resulting from accidentally leaving your phone sitting on your junk. When someone subsequently calls, the vibration leads to a Phoner.

Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....

Phoner by phoners4days November 28, 2013

Phoner 

When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.

"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."

Phoner by eke_2010 May 12, 2009

Phoner 

A interview with a major media outlet. Almost always done on an Iphone. As to show up other people.

Sue- "I've got a phoner in a bit. That's lingo for an interview with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my Iphone."

Phoner by Brad1497 September 29, 2009

Phoner 

When your phone moves itself awkwardly towards your penis in your pocket.

"Dude, fix your pockets man, I can totally see your phoner"

Phoner by That one girl over there. October 20, 2009

phoner 

When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.

Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"

phoner by youcancontactme October 8, 2008

phoner 

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

phoner by wpk914 February 13, 2010