Officer Earl 

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

All hail Officer Earl

Officer Earl by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019

Office Nazi 

Any manager or manager wannabe that is constantly citing the rule book and forbiding fun behavior. Especially prominent in the IT industry.

I was checking out UrbanDictionary.com when the office nazi caught me!

Office Nazi by fatmacman September 5, 2005

The Office 

A BBC2 office comedy that was a huge hit in the UK. The US version is also very funny, with Steve Carrell starring as the boss. A quiet kind of humour that will have you doubling over.

Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"

The Office by hawkdude56 April 22, 2005

Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

Officer Square Head by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

office body 

A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.

Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.

office body by Great Seany April 25, 2016

Officer Down 

A call made by police to indicate an officer is severely injured or deceased. Usually referring to other officers, but can be used in the first person. This is followed by the location of the officer in question.

"Shots fired! Officer Down! I'm at 73rd and Brooklyn, get EMS and backup now!"

"Dispatch Received. All units, Code 3, we have an officer down, all units respond to the intersection of 73rd and Brooklyn, ASAP."

Officer Down by Moderate_Man May 20, 2019

office space 

Arguably the best movie ever made. Written and directed by the creator of Beavis and Butthead - Mike Judge. The main character, Peter Gibbons, played by Ron Livingston, hates his repetitive, monotonous job working in Initech with his buddies Samir Naheenanajad and Michael Bolton. Fed up with his job, Peter decides to see an occpational hypnotherapist who helps him to relax by hypnotising him into temporarily not caring, however he dies before taking the hypnosis off of Peter, leaving him in a relaxed, care-free state of mind which makes for a hilarious movie.
The funniest characters in the movie are definitely Initech's software Engineers Samir and Michael, both of which who also dislike their jobs, and plan to program a virus to rip Initech off for thousands of dollars. Samir dislikes the workers for being unable to pronounce his last name, and Michael dislikes them for constantly referring to the Singer Michael Bolton, whom he hates but pretends to like in order to fit in with them and make them happy.
If you have not seen the movie, I Highly Recommend it.

Samir: "I do not understand why no one in this country can pronounce my last name, its not that difficult.. NA-HEE-NANA-JAD, Naheenanajad"

Michael: "Yeah well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton!"

Samir: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."

Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it.. until I was about 12 years old, and that No Talent Ass Clown started becoming famous and winning Grammy's."

Samir: "Why don't you just go by Mike, Instead of Michael"

Michael: "Screw that, why should i change, he's the one who Sucks!"

{Enter Peter}: "Hey guys, wanna go to Chachki's, get some coffee? I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it"

Co-Worker: "Uh OH! Sounds like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS :-( "

office space by Niggerachy July 29, 2008