Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
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Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
by cheeseoid June 1, 2011
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The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.
Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!
by cr0nky August 24, 2007
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Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.
I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.
by Harry Weininger March 25, 2005
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To quit easily due to fear.
Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.
by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018
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Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.
"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."
by Pickerring December 20, 2007
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No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
by Sky December 27, 2003
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