Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.

Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.

Garden Jobs by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018

Kentucky Zen Garden 

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

Kentucky Zen Garden by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

Gardevoir

A pokemon that is sexually made because of it's feminine looks

R34 gardevoir

Gardevoir by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017

garden spot middle school 

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.

“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

garden spot middle school by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019

plants vs zombies garden warfare 

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8

Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.

plants vs zombies garden warfare by I AM M8 August 30, 2015

Garden Tools 

A dirty uneducated hoe

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.

Garden Tools by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

avant-garde 

Avant-garde (pronounced avɑ̃gaʁd in French) means "advance guard" or "vanguard".1 The adjective form is used in English, to refer to people or works that are experimental or innovative, particularly with respect to art, culture, and politics.

Avant-garde represents a pushing of the boundaries of what is accepted as the norm or the status quo, primarily in the cultural realm. The notion of the existence of the avant-garde is considered by some to be a hallmark of modernism, as distinct from postmodernism. However, this is not true in the case of music as many pieces are still being released which are generally considered avant-garde in popular culture.2 Many artists have aligned themselves with the avant-garde and still continue to do so, tracing a history from Dada to the Situationists to postmodern artists such as the L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E writers in the 1980's to many art collectives in the "post-postmodernist"3 times of today.4

your work is so avant-garde, it speaks and shows me so many aspects at once,it is beyond it's time.

avant-garde by maverick slade jack of trades June 8, 2009