mindlessness meditation 

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

mindlessness meditation by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Special Education 

A.K.A. Hell on Earth. Special education is designed for students with learning disabilities, physical disabilities and other special needs to have guidance throughout school. What special ed really does is take really smart good spirited kids and put them down and make them feel like shit. There’s a whole separate room for special ed kids called “resource room”. Which is the worst period of the day. All the “normal” kids walk by and stare at you to make things worse. If that isn’t embarrassing enough, no teacher takes anything you say into consideration and talks to you like you’re a preschooler. They think that just because you learn slower, that you’re stupid as hell. And if you decide you don’t want to be in special education anymore, you’re in for a rough battle. Teachers will fight you to stay in, to the point where you give up just because none of the idiots from your school listen to what you know is best for you. Want to have a stable social life with other kids in school? You can say goodbye to that thanks to being in special ed classes. Even other students think of you like you are a dumbass.

(Special Education)
Student: I need to get out of these special ed classes, they have no positive impact on my GPA.
School: Well we see why you might think that, but actually they do help you.
Student: Loses his/her shit and gets suspended
School: See, you need these classes for behavioral issues.

Special Education by A guy from Commack February 21, 2019

college education 

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

college education by Katie Hill January 21, 2008

american education system/schools 

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.

The american education system/schools suck.

american education system/schools by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016

Swap Meet Edition 

A fake/and or spin off of a popular brand. Most likely bought at a swap meet.

Joe: "Want to buy some YuGiOh cards?"
Tom: "You mean your swap meet editions?"
Joe: "Your loss, bro."

Swap Meet Edition by EmersonH September 29, 2009

The Education System 

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.

The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.

The Education System by failüre November 2, 2018

NA Education

Often used by persons when they have a brain fart(saying something dumb) and blames it on their poor North American Education.

Marsha: Hey what's 100-58?
John: 52.

Peter: I'm sure it's 42 man.

John: Sorry I got that NA education.

NA Education by Quzure July 26, 2018