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Driving the bus 

To on the Sauce, out for pints, on an absolute mad wan
Amyare you driving the Bus?“. Liam“ yeah I am“
Driving the bus by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020

Driving The Bus 

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

driving the porcelain bus 

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

driving the porcelain bus 

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.

driving the porcelain bus 

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

Driving the white bus 

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.
After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.