cooched 

to be hit in the cooch

she just got cooched

cooched by matt c bitch January 4, 2009

Chooche 

A name for a vape.

Pass the chooche man.

Chooche by Spankythemonky December 6, 2019

chorched

Causing damage much larger than you initially planned to.

Like scorched earth, but fucking up far further than planned.

Pakistans censoring of the youtube, and the resulting internet blackout was a chorched tubes strategy.

I meant to delete my porn, but I ended up chorching my whole drive.

chorched by BobSapp February 25, 2008

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

douche choochery by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Cooched 

That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.

Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite

John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!

Cooched by Daddy Rape No No July 18, 2018

ChoochDingus 

One of the dumbest human being that has graced this fine earth; otherwise a waste of God's good will; ie whale feces lacking the intelligence to decipher common sense. So stupid we can't explain how Lancaster made it this far in life. Chooch!!

Gary B. Lancaster in the flesh. Mota "T" re-tread.

ChoochDingus by vinnie November 15, 2003

Choocher 

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.

Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.

Choocher by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009