New Celibate 

Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.

I'm so tired of the opposite sex, I'm going to New Celibate myself!

New Celibate by GingyStew December 30, 2011

celibate

To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.

Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.

celibate by TheaXxX March 7, 2008

Celibat

Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence ofNRB's and wet dream's

Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!

Celibat by wynts January 29, 2007

celebalike 

Describing a person who looks like or is mistaken for a celebrity, but in reality is not.

Man, I thought I saw LL Cool J on the train, but it was just a celebalike.

celebalike by crisantwich January 17, 2011

Celibayra 

(popular in Algeria) Relationship status of the forever alone girl, particularly the one who reached the danger age zone, beyond 26 and still single or just navigating non serious relationships.

- Meriem: I'm seeing Lydia hanging out often with this guy, are they together?
- Amina: No, she's a celibayra.

Celibayra by Dzchick June 10, 2017

Celibacy 

abstaining from sexual activity and marriage for religious or spiritual reasons.
It exists within several religions.
Nuns and Monks are the best example of this practice.

Because she is a Roman Catholic nun she practices celibacy.

Celibacy by AnonymousAnnie August 14, 2009

Emotional Celibacy 

Emotional needs not being met, sex without emotional connection. Either voluntary or the result of finding yourself married to the wrong person.

I'm finally leaving my wife, I'm tired of living in emotional celibacy.

Emotional Celibacy by A Man Named Job November 18, 2007