Celibat

Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence ofNRB's and wet dream's

Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!

by wynts January 29, 2007

Celibat

Flat square face

Dak celibat ma alla

by Mltgamerz April 26, 2019

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020

Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.

Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

by Zoopy July 17, 2007