CeliBait

(v) or (n) the act of intentionally giving the false appearance that you are Celibate and Abstaining from sexual activity for the express purpose of luring an attractive woman of good moral fiber to want to have sex with you. This act is believed to accomplish two primary objectives:

1) allow the Woman to lower her defenses, having deemed you to be of no threat to her sexuality

2) Create an alluring challenge to the Woman, whose own animal instincts tell her that she must "show you the ropes" sexually

This particular act is considered a "long term" courting, but if done correctly yields a great prize, the unblemished sexual experience of a lifetime!

Pitfalls to this action can be complete and absolute sexual frustration, sprinkled with a slight bit of disdain or Long Term Commitment, in worst case scenarios.

Uses as a verb:
Guy 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: I am going to church tonight with this smoking, Hot chick named Mandy. I am having to CeliBait her so that I can get into those panties!!!

Guy 1: Ahh, is it worth all the effort?
Guy 2: No...But it will be when I'm tappin' that Ass!

by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020

Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.

Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

by Zoopy July 17, 2007

celibation

A celebration of celibacy.

"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"

by bwegs February 13, 2012