Barber Beats 

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.

Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!

Barber Beats by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

World-beating

(Adjective): shit, worthless.

The UK’s new COVID 19 track and trace system is world-beating

Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.

World-beating by LaarsHead June 19, 2020

Beats-deaf 

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

Beats-deaf by YAWA April 25, 2015

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

Beavis and Butthead by AYB June 11, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

The only reason most people watched MTV. Sadly, the corporate fuckers killed the show off and fired Mike Judge. Now we have to watch King of the Hill just to get some reminders of its predecessor.

Butthead: Er....TV sucks. (uh huh huh huh) Lets go like call somebody and stuff (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: Yeah. (heh heh heh) We still have that Harry Sachz number? (heh heh heh) Harry Sachz (heh heheheheh).
Butthead: (uh huhuhuhuhuh) Okay.(uh huh huh). I've gotta take a dump (uh huhuhuhuh) We can call him from there (uh huhuhuhuhuh).
Beavis: (heh heheheheheheh) Plop! (heh heheheheheh).

Beavis and Butthead by middle finger September 17, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

Beavis and Butthead by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

beats me 

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

beats me by Nemrem February 20, 2006