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Suburban-trauma 

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.
A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”
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Suburban Chia Pet 

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.
John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

Suburban Dictionary 

Having the same meaning as "glossary", this term refers to a special kind of dictionary containing terms specific to a particular field such as technology, medicine, or moviemaking. This term is derived from the combination between the prefix "sub-" (as in "subreddit", "subpost", "subtopic", "subchapter", "submenu") and "Urban Dictionary".
When researching game development terms, I found the Suburban Dictionary to be a treasure trove of jargon and a glossary of terms in industry-specific language.

Suburban White Kid

A rich white kid that call the cops if you are slightly darker than them. They are seen as blinding to look at.
WARNING THEY WILL CALL YOU THE N-WORD (HARD-R) AND SAY THEY WERE FROM THE STREETS!!!!!!
P.S. They are not from the streets
Suburban White Kid: Times are tough in the streets of happyfield, Montana.

nigger in a suburban

A non-driving asshole who is careless about anyone on the road except for themselves. Usually have loud bass playing in their car to draw attention to themselves.
Look at that nigger in a suburban!! He is speeding and expects everyone to speed up for him! Oh wait! Thats Pacman from the Tennessee Titans.

chevy suburban 

much like a silverado and very popular among country crowds. aka the swaggin wagon
“hey man can we use your mommas chevy suburban for the boot scoot boogie at cooters saturday night??”
chevy suburban by lujie October 31, 2017

Turban Suburban 

A semi truck driven by a person of Indian descent.
Darrel observed a Punjab at the controls of the turban suburban.
Turban Suburban by Bigdummie April 15, 2021