assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.

Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...

assination by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009

fat assin' 

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

fat assin' by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

Assinate 

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

Assinate by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

assiltonian

The hamiltonian operator for the wavefunction of a shaking ass (if the ass shaking is modeled as a harmonic oscillator).

Professor Yethiraj, could you tell me? What's my assiltonian?

assiltonian by Kat December 9, 2003

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

Fat Assing 

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

Fat Assing by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

multi-assing 

v. to continue sexual relations with multiple partners simultaneously, a la Tiger Woods.

Man, Tiger was multi-assing all those bitches!

multi-assing by Staypuft75 December 15, 2009