When you are covering a DM shift and all hell breaks lose. Stuff hits the fan, then your internet goes out, then your power goes out, then an incident comes in.

Don't get housed this weekend, make sure you have a buddy to help.

Suuuuunnnnnnnn, did you see that?!?!?! Joey just got housed.

Housed by Kid Caesar September 20, 2023

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Housed

General: To quickly finish something, typically a food or drink.

Football: To take a long play for a touchdown

“Yeah that quick dude for the Jets just housed a kickoff on the first play”
“Bro I housed that burger and I’m still hungry”

Housed by MonkeyBoy227 February 13, 2026

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Horsed

When someone intentionally rams their horse into you

Holy shit that guy just got horsed so hard

Horsed by misojade April 12, 2026

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Hosed FN

Similar to Green FN in NBA 2k but for MLB the show when you perfect a throw from the outfield and "hose" the runner. Also applies to real life when an outfielder makes an incredible throw to "hose" the runner. Stands for "Hosed Fuck N*gga"

Player 1: *Tags up second on fly ball*

Player 2:*Perfect throw gets him*

Player 2: Hosed FN

Hosed FN by Duck7867u547 October 21, 2025

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