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A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
wifeism by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011
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An Irish and freckly boy. He may seem like a bitch at first, but he grows to be the best son of a gun you would meet. He is very sexy, and may be somewhat of a ginger. However, unlike gingers, he will steal your heart, not your soul.

Wiffins are very rare, and the name is usually a derivative from Wesley and Griffin. They are very talented, and funny. However, they may also be very stupid, and very annoying.
Look at that ginger who just stole my heart! Tis a Wiffin!

That boy is irish and seems like a bitch
no, dude, he's the best son of a gun ever.
oh, it's wiffin.
Wiffin by jazzyfun October 24, 2010
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A word in use by apple fanboys to describe internet connection speeds.
I can't get connect to face book because my iPhone has no WiFis.

I got this iPhone because it has more Wifi's than Droid.
WiFis by qquack August 5, 2010

Wiffie Cutter 

a match used to neutralise the stink of a well laden fart
dude that reeks spark a wiffie cutter
Wiffie Cutter by renbeer July 9, 2006
When your teammate is tryna trash talk you in a video game even tho he was the reason yall loss
Me: staunchyy stop wiffing
staunchyy: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: you literally set up shots for the other team
wiffing by lil toshi January 22, 2021
A person who is against Zack Snyder’s filmography; a “Snyder-anti”.
Thomas Jefferson is an angry witfist.

Wiffie Cutter 

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.
He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.
Wiffie Cutter by lulu January 16, 2003