vanilla
vanilla by Light Joker December 22, 2005
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vanilla
A word used to describe someone with little inclination to do anything spontaneous or exciting, either sexually, or in general every day life. A vanilla person will not be open to try new and exciting things, instead prefferring to remain dull, innocent and safe.
vanilla
1 - a type of foodstuff grown in a pod
2 - straight down the line, boring sex, with as little foreplay as possible, the kind of sex that the Catholic Church (proud sponsors of this year's Republican party) want you to have, if you have to have sex at all, and if you're married.
2 - straight down the line, boring sex, with as little foreplay as possible, the kind of sex that the Catholic Church (proud sponsors of this year's Republican party) want you to have, if you have to have sex at all, and if you're married.
vanilla by apricotmarmalade January 14, 2003
vanilla
1. conventional, ordinary, non-deviating
2. according to the traditional, conventional, or ordinary sense of a thing. Typical or mundane.
3. the stereotypical definition or description of something
2. according to the traditional, conventional, or ordinary sense of a thing. Typical or mundane.
3. the stereotypical definition or description of something
For someone that has never had sex yet, Britney isn't exactly your everyday, plain Jane, typical, vanilla virgin. I mean have you seen how she acts around both guys and girls, what she wears everyday, and just how many people she's dated?! It's just crazy to think that SHE hasn't had sex yet.
vanilla by Pastaphagocaelism June 11, 2013
Vanilla
POSITIVE
A sweetly-scented pod used to flavour sweet foodstuffs and drinks; as well as being a common note in perfumes.
NEUTRAL
See Positive
Also: A term used to describe someone not involved in the BDSM community]
NEGATIVE (Mostly about women, but can also apply to men)
A person who is at least one of the following
+Unadventurous (In everyday life and/or sexually)
+Only follows the mainstream or whatever is popular with their friends
+Overtly concerned with not being seen as a loser to their outside world i.e. No admittance to having social flaws, only consuming the "right" brands and being seen in the "right" places in the "right" clothes with the "right" face for the surroundings and their friends. More often than not, "right" seems to approximate to being grown-up and/or sophisticated
+Not interested in broadening their mind
+Prudish
+Superficial
+A sheep
+innocuous on the outside but can - ALTHOUGH NOT ALWAYS - actually be an obnoxious gossip
+Believes the opposite sex is completely alien and acts in a pathetic way about them {For an example, see^}
+Plays thick and/or genuinely is dumb
+Tends to do the same things
+Go to the "right" kind of nightclub and then bleat about how they only play a good song every half hour
+Plays up to gender roles which are dictated to them somehow, somewhere, and for no good reason
+Apathetic about current issues that affect them, or pretends to be
A sweetly-scented pod used to flavour sweet foodstuffs and drinks; as well as being a common note in perfumes.
NEUTRAL
See Positive
Also: A term used to describe someone not involved in the BDSM community]
NEGATIVE (Mostly about women, but can also apply to men)
A person who is at least one of the following
+Unadventurous (In everyday life and/or sexually)
+Only follows the mainstream or whatever is popular with their friends
+Overtly concerned with not being seen as a loser to their outside world i.e. No admittance to having social flaws, only consuming the "right" brands and being seen in the "right" places in the "right" clothes with the "right" face for the surroundings and their friends. More often than not, "right" seems to approximate to being grown-up and/or sophisticated
+Not interested in broadening their mind
+Prudish
+Superficial
+A sheep
+innocuous on the outside but can - ALTHOUGH NOT ALWAYS - actually be an obnoxious gossip
+Believes the opposite sex is completely alien and acts in a pathetic way about them {For an example, see^}
+Plays thick and/or genuinely is dumb
+Tends to do the same things
+Go to the "right" kind of nightclub and then bleat about how they only play a good song every half hour
+Plays up to gender roles which are dictated to them somehow, somewhere, and for no good reason
+Apathetic about current issues that affect them, or pretends to be
POSITIVE: "Mmmm! Vanilla milkshake... my favourite."
NEUTRAL: *someone talking to a kinkier friend* "Eh, I'm not into being hogtied by my lover... I'm just an old-fashioned romantic vanilla guy like that."
Vanilla is one of the base notes in Hypnotic Posion by Dior
NEGATIVE 1:
Essie: ^"Oh my god! He told me he'd call me yesterday, but he didn't. Does that mean he doesn't like me?"
OR "Why are guys so weird? What the hell do they THINK about?"
OR "I wish I lived in the 19th century, because then I'd be comfortable marrying for money"
OR "Have you seen - e.g. - The Inbetweeners OR Coronation Street OR F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?
Emma (If she had the guts to voice her thoughts) I DON'T KNOW! YOU ASK HIM! Ugh, *WHY* are vanilla girls so weird? How do guys ever find them remotely attractive?
OR Yikes, bit of a Barlow girl attitude there!
OR Eh, I've seen few episodes/No, I don't watch it (because it's bloody boring and represents how dull this vanilla society is)!
NEGATIVE 2:
This vanilla society does not accept polyamoury and considers everything you do away from your partner to be cheating. Marriage, commitment and monogamy are what matters to the vanilla.
NEGATIVE 3: My boyfriend OR girlfriend is really crap in bed - (s)he's *so* vanilla
NEUTRAL: *someone talking to a kinkier friend* "Eh, I'm not into being hogtied by my lover... I'm just an old-fashioned romantic vanilla guy like that."
Vanilla is one of the base notes in Hypnotic Posion by Dior
NEGATIVE 1:
Essie: ^"Oh my god! He told me he'd call me yesterday, but he didn't. Does that mean he doesn't like me?"
OR "Why are guys so weird? What the hell do they THINK about?"
OR "I wish I lived in the 19th century, because then I'd be comfortable marrying for money"
OR "Have you seen - e.g. - The Inbetweeners OR Coronation Street OR F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?
Emma (If she had the guts to voice her thoughts) I DON'T KNOW! YOU ASK HIM! Ugh, *WHY* are vanilla girls so weird? How do guys ever find them remotely attractive?
OR Yikes, bit of a Barlow girl attitude there!
OR Eh, I've seen few episodes/No, I don't watch it (because it's bloody boring and represents how dull this vanilla society is)!
NEGATIVE 2:
This vanilla society does not accept polyamoury and considers everything you do away from your partner to be cheating. Marriage, commitment and monogamy are what matters to the vanilla.
NEGATIVE 3: My boyfriend OR girlfriend is really crap in bed - (s)he's *so* vanilla