umbrellow 

Umbrellow

A fellow (or feller, if you're a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbrellow.

A female version of an umbrellow is an umbrellass.

It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbrellow to keep me dry.

umbrellow by RAV4 July 10, 2010

Umbrella Handle 

Something i have stuck up my arse!

dude 1: bro guess what
dude 2: what bro?!
dude 1: i totally stuck an umbrella handle up my arse!

Umbrella Handle by y’alloutherewilin1234 December 19, 2019

retard umbrella 

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ

Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella

retard umbrella by Walleyed September 5, 2019

umbrella juice 

Water from all the rain in Wales

Hello! Is it possible to get a drink? Sorry, we only have umbrella juice here for you in Machynlleth, in Wales.

Umbrella juice - is the water from all the Welsh rain

umbrella juice by Nettys January 20, 2009

The Umbrella Academy 

a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.

The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion

It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019

On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.

The Umbrella Academy by Gourtiom December 29, 2018

Umbrella Rule 

If you come prepared for a situation; most instances the object you brought will not be necessary. Much like bringing an umbrella because of rain in the forecast, but since you have the umbrella, it isn't raining, or won't rain at all.

Ron: Of course it isn't raining the day I bring my umbrella with me.

Mike: Umbrella rule dude, it'll never rain whenever you come prepared.

Umbrella Rule by baked_12 April 24, 2011

UmbrellaSexual 

When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one

Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...

UmbrellaSexual by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021